every medicine on the market is like
pros: you’ll stop coughing
cons: you might die
THIS AIN’T A SCENE, IT’S A
WE’RE GOING DOWN DOWN INANULLIARAN
AND SUGAR WE’RE GOING DOWN SWINGIN’
I’LL BE YANUMBAWAH WITHABULLIN
ALLUDIGA CORNFLAKES COCKITENBOOLIT
my mum just told me that if we ever saw benedict cumberbatch in the street she’d trip me up and walk away so he would help me up
your mom is an A+ parent
I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.
It’d bring me great joy.
I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs
ready when you are
Or if you’d like to have some more options….
and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football.
Just in case you are looking for variety.
what about a lady and a feminist.
it’s not an obsession until you search for fanfiction
It’s not a true obsession until you run out of fanfiction to read.